I only procrastinate at work

Por que no los dos?

Dolores: Anything I can do?

Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!

Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

It is okay to masturbate.

Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

*Prostate

Prostate. Come on.

Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while

You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

Uh huh.. riiight….

Me too.

I am probably good for the next 5 live times.

Prostrate yourself for your prostate.

That was a lie.

Saving this. I don't know when I'll use it, but it'll be worth it when the time is right.