Hello! (Deep in my eyes you could read that I had something very exciting to tell you at some point, but it was part of something that got cut due to cost reduction.)

"I'll suck your dick if you can free me from this prison."

How many donuts can you stack on it?

Ah, interesting, that's... What? Wait, I'm doing five things at once. I just, ah, kind of zoned out for a minute... Hang on.

And I just restart whatever animation loop I'm in.

"First the vision, then the conjuration. This is unsettling."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I know it but I don't think I should say it...

(south park, wheen of fortune skit)

“Oh shit, this again?”

"Leave me alone!"

Remember the crazy hermit in Ravenholm in HL2 who won't help you until you complete some tasks? He speaks at you over a loudspeaker and then through a slit in a door IIRC. It's a beautifully designed level.

Anyway, I'd like to tip my hat to that crochety character by being an NPC who recites the Gettysburg Address during an epic onslaught.

“Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!”

They digitised my mind and stuck me in here. Get help, please.

"Wake up. None of this is real."

Or

(Covered in claw marks and cat fur, clutching a warning poster about a wild catlike beast) "if... If not friend... Why friend shaped??"

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

FUCK!

...

"I know I put it here somewhere."

I don't quite know exactly, but I'd love to be the NPCs that eludes to an Easter egg that isn't actually in the game.

Alternatively, dressed slutty in a random bar:

"You need to get your combat multiplier HIGHER before I swing ajar."

Haldo!

"Do you make it to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

You keep treating this like some kind of game... do you know something the rest of us don’t?

“The treasure was insane. I saw it myself. You just have to brave the mumble and it’s all yours.”

Why walk when you can ride?

Mornin'. Nice day for fishing, ain't it? Hua ha.

"..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

I like to imagine myself standing by the main road, away from any important game stuff, but somewhere the player must pass through to get to the game stuff. And I'm just screaming at the top of my lungs. No reason, and it's never even addressed; it's just something the game implemented to annoy the player character.

The only war is class war.

The full text of the AGPL with no line breaks.

"The GNU Affero General Public License is a free, copyleft license for software and other kinds of works, specifically designed to ensure cooperation with the community in the case of network server software..."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to my knee...

"I'm here to save my family!"

"I've got plenty of things to say!"

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."

Interloper.

"I just want to go hug my cat right now"

"On your left."

rides by on a bicycle

"I'm too tired for this."

"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."

Welcome to , I love you

"You know where your towel is?"

"Come on Frank"

Frank is my dog and we're going somewhere

“Hey everybody, this guy’s the PC… get ‘im!”

"Did you know that according to our definition of rocks, ice counts? I've just been thinki- oh, you did? Well, next time you meet me, I'll have come up with a new, incredible fact! Like: "

"I want to go home."