Kindof reminds me of an old joke…

A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk clerk says, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."

That’s okay. I’m here to make my own.

That's the price you pay for such luxuries like "Fire safety compliant" and "Toilet".

BYOP

Wait, they have off-site parking, AND parking?

They have an outdoor pool, AND a pool?

They have a toilet?

Seems like they were filling a word count quota and started babbling.

“Make porn come on my telly”

They used to have them available for pay per view

Ain't gonna lie...hotel porn hits different.

Way in the past it was somewhat common, judging from movies and tv series from the past