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[–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I've done all of these things. It's not working.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Thank you for creating instructable content!

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Good one! It's one of the easier ones.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    hello, i'm interested in overdosing and would like to know more

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (1 child)
    • Ask an AI to manage your health
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    [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (20 children)

    PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are

    • CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
    • CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
    • Inhaling helium
    • Self hanging with the right set up
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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    That's only if you don't account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

    It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    True, but let's remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it's losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    I don't think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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    [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you'll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    At least I'm risking anything on the last one.

    Thank you for creating content!

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Hey, I'm not eating right now! Thank you for making relatable content

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I almost died last night posting on an AI thread.

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I am interacting pretending like all is okay. Am I doing it right?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    I talked to a computer once, I haven't felt alive since

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