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[–] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

I talked to a computer once, I haven't felt alive since

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    i like eat too much the best, because food is the last thing i can get pleasure from

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  • [–] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Food is pretty good. What are your favourite foods?

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    Chickpeas are beans! Hell yeah! And broccoli is pretty good too!

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    You know that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger said "It's not a tuna!"?

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    hello, i'm interested in overdosing and would like to know more

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I've done all of these things. It's not working.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I am interacting pretending like all is okay. Am I doing it right?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    I almost died last night posting on an AI thread.

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    [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating instructable content!

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!

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    Hey, I'm not eating right now! Thank you for making relatable content

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

    PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are

    • CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
    • CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
    • Inhaling helium
    • Self hanging with the right set up
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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    That's only if you don't account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I don't think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.

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    what big tech doesnt want you to know is that youre already in purgatory :)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you'll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.

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