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[–] 4 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are

  • CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
  • CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
  • Inhaling helium
  • Self hanging with the right set up
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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    That's only if you don't account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I don't think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    what big tech doesnt want you to know is that youre already in purgatory :)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

    It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    True, but let's remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it's losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.

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