Well, you won't get what you want if you don't ask.

You probably also won't get it if you do ask, but at least there's a nonzero possibility.

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn't the most suitable adjective for describing someone's financial status.

But even if it was ...

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she's already wealthy?

Someone had a good laugh typing that

Body texture?

He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket

If I was a girl, I'd be throwing myself at this!

So many fish in the sea

Do personal ads still exist?