After the financial crisis of the Pokeworld, housing is so expensive humans are renting the inside of pokeballs for the first time in history.

This is the type of future Team Plasma warned about

can't take my koffings and furniture if they can't find my secret base

Rhymes with my D&D novel where a patron has other deities sports gambling on warlocks and investment into his CDO soul contracts causes the 2008-style financial collapse of the magic weave.

Lost my job and been living under nugget bridge ever since. I couldn't keep up with the payments on my magmortgage, started smoking iceheal trying to work 3 jobs.

Someone needs to invent a non fungible Pikachu

Pokemon libertarians drinking colloidal silver and their skin turns into normal human colors.

Pokemon, but with neoliberalism.

thinking of becoming a pokemon gold standard crank

God damn Pokémon Centrists