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[–] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    You have to drink way more Fanta.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 hours ago

    I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago*

    Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?

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