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fantaholic

I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!

That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️

I mean, duh.

You'd be a fantaholic.

You have to drink way more Fanta.

Of course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast.

Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.

Obviously need Four to be Fantastic

Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?

This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic.

One can't be too careful you know.