Facts. I have peer-reviewed these findings and corroborate.

Strange. My results are different. Mine treated it like a Vietnam flashback.

My cat starts purring every time I do, so consider that my independent study.

I have been able to independently reproduce these results and I find that it also makes me feel really cozy too.

My chicken does too

Tried singing, then cat licked his butt. Unsure what that means.

They do, they just don't really care.