Thank you for the explanation. I thought he got in trouble for looking towards her boobs when there was an attention-grabbing necklace there and it totally wasn't his fault for looking at all.

Pabst Blue Fibbon

Do any Christian sects actually not eat shellfish? I thought the joke was that he liked her other than that

didn't jesus literally multiply fish once or something lol?

I'm pretty sure that's the point of the comic. He is a cartoonishly specific type that this woman is looking for, even the absurd aspect of him having a lobster head that we are shown most people do not have (obviously), and he discards her as a prospect over potentially superficial differences in religious belief.

I wouldn't call my foreskin a minor adjustment!

Playing dangerous games if you are a literal believer. I've heard of it working, but it certainly doesn't seem to be the norm

I mean, yeah, but if he wants to raise kids in Judaism, she'd have to convert. It's not an... insurmountable hill, I have family friends like that, but it does certainly make it tough.

Then why do I see so many clips of jews spitting on christians?

I think it's probably the "smart" in the ad and she's Christian.