Hold door
Hodor.
Ant door.
Andor?
Hold door
Hodor.
Ant door.
Andor?
Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?
But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.
Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door...
I mean at least with an ant colony, if you fuck up being a door they'll just kill you instead of letting you live with the embarrassment.
Given what the other ants are doing outside the nest, I'd rather just chill and be a door.
That's a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130
Wal-Mart greeters be like:
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