Hold door

Hodor.

Ant door.

Andor?

Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?

But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.

Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door...

I'd rather be a door bug than work at Amazon, could be worse

That's a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130

That's a great door to aspire to 🫡

Wal-Mart greeters be like:

OPEN THE BIFRÖST

Ant Door Ant Door wearing a sombredoor