I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
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Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I'm toast. Just like me in real life.
Just don't meet Hanako and you'll be fine
Steve I guess? Unless it's my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value..

I made my own skin back in highschool based off of a pirate skeleton and a Thuamcraft skin that were pretty popular on planet minecraft. I've been running as that thaum lich as long as I've been using Postmortal_Pop. Arguably those are more lasting an identity than my real name and body.
I wouldn't mind being that dusty old lich.

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.
How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?
Factorio....... I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.
This raises questions, we wake up in the engineers body but do we have his mind? Are we just going to be obliterated by biters? Maybe we can even progress to the point where we are generating the pollution needed to cause any issues if we keep our distance?
Monster Hunter World.
First thing I'd do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.
Timberborn. Guess I'm a beaver now
Helldivers 2. I'm in trouble. But at least it won't last long.
The name's V.
So uh, totally awesome and also, completely fucked.
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
Factorio engineer.
The factory must grow.
Subnautica 2. Fuck.
Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I'd see it as an upgrade tbh.
Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.
Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn...
Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
Noita. I'm either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low. I am also more than likely to see my demise by blowing myself up.
I'd be V in Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.
Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
Satisfactory....
that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I'll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI's
DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS
Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.
No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
Does Chess count?
I'm a Queen now
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
Not gonna be a great day

X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.
AND I’M IN JAPAN.
Life is good.
Edit: BUT…my beard is gone, because apparently facial hair doesn’t exist in the world of Forza Horizon. 😢
Eve online.. I'm an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me
I played Stray. Meow
I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.



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