That would either be Driller in DRG (pretty fucked) or any of the survivors in L4D2 (also pretty fucked.)
Schedule 1, I be vibin
Well I'll be off to some quality karaoke and then I'll go fight a tiger
Mad Max... The transition to dog food and maggots is going to be rough.
Papers Please. I think I could do that job better in person. I would be fine, but my memories would bite me in the ass twenty years later.
Cult of the lamb.
Well I'm a cult leader witch is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
A hunter in wow. At least I'm not a DH.
Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.
The emperor is my shield.
Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I'm plenty fucked.
Rip and tear
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?
BotW. I don't mind being shorter, being tall has done nothing for me except hurt my back.
Marvel's Spider-man. Aside from being Peter Parker, I'm kind okay-ish
Unreal tournament.
Fucked, and it'll be over in seconds (painfully)
Instajib
I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
There are no main characters in Rimworld, but I am now very, very worry for my organs. The only grace is, I play my colonies as nicely to everyone is possible, so I just hope I'm one of those nice successful ones, that is friendly to everyone, and is swimming in silver selling beer, lavish meals, and drugs to everyone around. And not one of the hundreds died of a mad squirrel scratch in the first quadrum
Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
Quasimorph. I am absolutely FUUUUUU-UH-CKED.
Need to play that more
Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.
I'm just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance's account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether... oh, well. Still pretty good.
Factorio engineer. All shall bow before my might, British trains will finally arrive on time and HS2 with be completed overnight. Along with about 30 more high speed railways. Although they will all be carrying the products of industry and weapons. NIMBYs will be exterminated with extreme prejudice by an army of spidertrons.
The grid will be carbon neutral by the end of the week and power will be so plentiful as to be free. ISS will suddenly be dwarfed by an enormous orbiting megafactory.
World peace assured through guaranteed destruction to any resistance.
Animal crossing, fuck yeah!
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
Hell yeah.
(I'm playing the GC version, though, but yeah.)
Who even is the main character in Fortnite? Agent Jones? peely?
how do you define main character in a hero shooter? is it just the hero that I have the most playtime on the one that I was playing most recently or the most popular in the community
Ramza from FFT power leveled to 99 with the Summoner job maxed. I just finished the power leveling last night.
Yup. I'm good with that.
I just finished the power leveling last night.
Huge mistake. Now all you have left to do is martyr yourself for the benefit of your nefarious ex-best friend's political ambitions.
Remaster? Is the Zeklaus desert level down trap still around? I used to exploit that for min/maxing levels so hard.
No, Original from the PS1. I'm playing an archipelago right now (which is a blast if you've never done one before). The archipelago only supports the OG FFT, not even the WotL version. So I actually have Ramza, Agrias, Mustadio, Orlandu, and Cloud in my party.
Normally for power leveling I would just isolate an enemy in a fight, make sure everyone has the xp boost skill and the squire job skills equipped, then just use accumulate.
But this time, since I had special characters in my party, only Ramza could have his squire skills. Everyone else couldn't get Squire and their Squire replacement didn't have a 100% hit skill that could be used indefinitely like accumulate so I had to improvise.
I gave everyone thief with steal gil. I then surrounded an archer so we were inside their range and therefore they couldn't attack. Then just stole gil constantly while Ramza used his squire job to level himself up. Min/Maxed this setup by having Orlandu have the Knight job skills and lowered the enemy speed as low as it would go. Then I had Ramza alternate between Yell to increase the speed of a party member and Scream to increase his own speed along with some other stats. I was getting through about 7 or 8 full rotations of my characters for every 1 action the enemy could take, which was nothing because, again, I was inside his bow range.
I was laughing because, in universe, you have this one dude who can't attack being bullied by four people CONSTANTLY stealing gil from him after breaking his knees while the fifth guy is just in the background yelling words of encouragement to the other four and occasionally psyching himself up with, what I have to imagine is a Shonen-esque hype yell. Oh man I love it.
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
My most recent is either this of Heavy TF2. Should I roll the dice
Helldivers II.
Im Helldivers II levels of fucked.
ESO, so I'm a DPS Templar, now?
[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿♀️
osu!... so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah
X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.
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