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[–] 116 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Mario, this mansion is haunted I SWEAR"

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  • [–] 61 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Luigi loves the green stuff

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Q is for Quetzalcoatlus

    ... what do you mean what does that have to do with drugs?

    All of the things in this list will make you see shit.

    ... what does Quetzalcoatlus make you see?

    The folly of man. There was a flying giraffe on this planet and we still think we're hot shit.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Next stop, the Mushroom Kingdom.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 weeks ago

    “I sense executives within range”

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago

    Pass the warp pipe, maan.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago

    honestly it's so funny id keep it

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah but is it bacterial?! I SAID IS IT BACTERIAL?!!?!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    How many mushrooms.

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    Mamma mia green Mario...

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    Things colour blind people won't get.

    His mustache is red?

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    Looks like Luigi clicked on the goatse.cx link.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    my little brother and I showing up to the Christmas party

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Mama mia!!!

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  • Cheech and Chongigi

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