Imagine their little faces light up!

You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores

If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what's wrong with this generation.

Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

Tickle tickle!

They name it something cool as hell like DEMON CORE and they expect people NOT to touch it?

I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).

Did it come with a screwdriver?

K-mart is trying to kill you.

That's a spicy toy