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The DiCaprio approach (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 98 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"after all why not? Why shouldn't I snatch some fangirl right out of highschool?"

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    • [–] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I imagine this would be gender neutral phenomenon. Any person who gets famous, suddenly is able to date up and could therefore be tempted by it.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    A man is basically as faithful as his options.

    --Chris Rock, Bigger and Blacker

    *I don't like to put gender essentialist assymetries into these things, but then again jokes generally aren't funny if they aren't at least a little true.

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    • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    or someone like pratt who like at his wife after he got famous/buff. just ditched her

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Via text

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    it seems like they were together for 9 years, after both being in previous relationships, they met while they were both famous, had a kid, divorced 5 years after the kid was born. Now they've both remarried/engaged to someone else.

    Seems like fairly normal stuff to me.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Because I'm bored and never read celebrity crap, I decided to look this up. No evidence of this anywhere, and it seems they were both struggling with their marriage for a while from pieced together interviews.

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    • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Not Pierce Brosnan.

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    • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Leonardo was never married though.

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    • [+] -11 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    (25years old ) - (30years married + 18 typical legal marriage age)

    Dam, rich people are going after -23 year olds now? Someone needs to release those files.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Where did the 25 come from? And you're just assuming everyone marries at 18? Really only one of those numbers makes sense.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (1 child)
    • 25: OP mentioned DiCaprio
    • 18: yes, the normal legal minimal marriage age in most of the civilized world. Why, where do you live?
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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago*

    The legal minimal mariage age doesn't mean it's the avarage age someone does marriage, in Europe the country that has the lowest avarage is Belarus with 27.1, in the Americas it's Nicaragua with 22.5, i could continue but it's basically 21/22 for all the others

    Edit: the lowest age of mariage in all continents* avarage is 23.15

    *except oceania, wikipedia has only the median so i excluded it because otherwise it would be wrong

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Can you explain this maths?

    Edit: I understand it, your maths shows why the celebrity would leave their long-term partner as by their new standards, the partner would be 23 years too old

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    • [+] -12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    To be fair to Tim Segundo, Jeans was getting jowls real bad. She better hop on that mom to milf train though because shes gonna need more than funny at her age.

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