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[–] 104 points 1 month ago (41 children)

I take no complaints on that subject from people who measure in inches, feet and ounces.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    We adopted the standard. The boat with the official measurements sank on the way over, you unread swine.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)
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    [–] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

    🤓 Technically there are septante, octante/huitante, nonante, but it's either considered local to some region (belgium, switzerland, etc) or old-school

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Four score and seven years ago...

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    [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Nonante does exist in Belgian French!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Quatre vingt dix nuts lol gottem

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Tough, though, throw, trough, thorough, through, thought.

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    [–] 18 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Septante, huitante et nonante

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    [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I love having to use 4 words to describe the number 99 (cope)

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    [–] 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Just ask the Danish how to "calculate" their word for 90, and you will consider the French approach simplicistic.

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    [–] 14 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    Captain Picard is French so he ought to be in a better position to answer the question than most of us.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Captain Picard and his brother were sent off to an old fashioned English boarding school by their luddite father that didn't allow them to transport home in the evening or weekends, thus their English accents (my head canon).

    Picard's brother became indoctrinated into the same fucked up luddite philosophy and didn't even allow 24th century fire safety technology in his home, leading to the death of him, his wife and his son due to a fire (actual canon).

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    That is a proper base-20 heritage. May you live to six-twenties.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    Brother, thats nothing, have you seen their vowels? Vowel chart is insane:

    And also they distinguish diphtongs(like ai in pain), hiatus (like saying pain but saying it like "pa" from "papa" and then "in") and even fucking glides so "ai" and "aj" are not the same 💀

    Edit: Fixed the image with LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 's help

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    have you seen their vowels?

    Just barely.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Did you say four-twenties? 🍁💨😏

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    [–] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Lol wait until you find out about the Danish counting system, truly unhinged.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The celts counted in twenties, none of your roman bs.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Belgians are better at French than the French

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    [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Me in high school french:

    70: soixante-dix ohhh trippy, 60 10, why not start at 50, that's strange so 80 will be soixante-vingt (60 20) right? ... right?

    80: quatre-vingt 4 20's?

    but why 60 20 and then 4 20?

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    "French" does indeed have them, it's just that the French don't use them. Luckily the Belgians do.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    So do French stoners just tell each other "80 dude" or "90 everybody" if its a big party?

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