I do still wonder what the reason for this whole endeavor was

Ask and ye shall receive

Part 1: I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

• https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1
• https://archive.ph/qnCp5

Part 2: [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

• https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz
• https://archive.ph/iB0Z9

Part 3: What's the easiest way to cure severe constipation?

• https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume
• https://archive.ph/YT97v

Is there a good Lemmy client that shows the absolute date of posts instead of relative dates?

For these "Best of" posts, it would be nice to see when exactly the original was posted, instead of "3 years ago". In particular, if people end up reposting somewhere else, the relative times lose their meaning (like when someone posts a 10 year-old screenshot of a Tweet with a timestamp of "17 hours ago").

No way it's been three years already! I remember reading this post from an alt account I had in Lemmy.ml

I survive without pooping for 3 days all the time.

I really need more fiber in my diet. Celery and beans are somehow not enough.

This is poetry

The answer is "hold it in."

NEXT!

This is great, and the easiest answer is to just water fast for three days before and keep fasting during. I've done week long fasts before, it's kind of gross at first but after the first few days you get into keto and get energy back as you start to burn fat stores for energy