I hope the pool was full of piss so he could literally rest in piss.

Officer stops breathing in pool-involved incident.

Damn, was the pool ok? I bet they're going to have to drain it now, what a waste

And many mooorreeeeeeeeee

you're supposed to wait 30 minutes to swim after eating 6 lbs of manicot, ya bozo.

You've heard of Tesla in ranch pond, now get ready for former nypd chief in backyard pool.

This happened in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

OH NO BRO

😔