Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

You're not a true free software activist if you don't develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y'all didn't understand

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thank you for backing me up

'Murica HECK YEAHH!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It's obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

[-] Octopus1348 1 points 2 years ago

Free-tiddy??

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it's a typo'd Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Can't be true! Coffee is more expensive.

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