No special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3

Nijika explaining to Bocchi that "The three Bs to avoid in a boyfriend are 'bassist, bassist and bassist' after all" whilst Ryō looks sad.

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[–] 68 points 2 months ago (8 children)

What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?

A drummer.

A frog jumps into a Princess's lap and tells her that he's under a witch's spell. If she kisses him he'll turn into the world's best drummer.

She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.

'Why didn't you kiss me?'

'I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world's best drummer.'

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I'm not sure about the last part. The world's best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.

    Those guys make a very pretty penny.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    always fascinating to see innocuous comments like this and a big fat "banned from community" label, then you check why and the user has been banned from like 10 communities for trolling.

    it's like digital "bethesda environmental storytelling skeletons"

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago
    [–] 29 points 2 months ago

    Perscheid

    The best way to practise the two finger picking technique is with your girlfriend
    Oh sorry! You're bassist, you don't have a girlfriend.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    You'll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    fascist, fascist and fascist.... yes.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    screenshot of conflicting comments about bassists

    So... do they get laid or not?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Utter rubbish. They're acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Better do a re-watch to catch this scene

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    bass literally the hottest instrument wtf

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    harsh but true

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    look i have nothing against bass, i just don't think we should give rights to fish. If that makes you want to call me a bassist then i can't stop you.

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