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No special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Utter rubbish. They're acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.

As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist

[-] Zyratoxx@fedia.io 2 points 42 minutes ago

Oh noes, that would be horrible...

(Do you have a matrix, xmpp or signal account so I don't DM you per accident?) :3c

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

harsh but true

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 26 points 15 hours ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 59 points 19 hours ago

What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?

A drummer.

A frog jumps into a Princess's lap and tells her that he's under a witch's spell. If she kisses him he'll turn into the world's best drummer.

She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.

'Why didn't you kiss me?'

'I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world's best drummer.'

[-] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

These are great! Ty

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 25 points 19 hours ago

whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.

[-] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

As a drummer, can confirm.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 14 points 18 hours ago

That's going in the quiver.

[-] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Omg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 8 points 17 hours ago

I'm not sure about the last part. The world's best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.

Those guys make a very pretty penny.

[-] Zyratoxx@fedia.io 7 points 19 hours ago
[-] minfapper@piefed.social 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

screenshot of conflicting comments about bassists

So... do they get laid or not?

[-] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

Better do a re-watch to catch this scene

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

You'll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 23 points 20 hours ago

Perscheid

The best way to practise the two finger picking technique is with your girlfriend
Oh sorry! You're bassist, you don't have a girlfriend.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 19 hours ago

fascist, fascist and fascist.... yes.

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