I am willing to make the sacrifice of never hearing from or of this anti-social cockbag again.

Sure.

But I don't inherently believe his claim that he isn't getting clean water.

I'm much more inclined to believe that he is shitting himself though, just not for the reason he claims. "I didn't poop my pants because I'm facing the consequences of my actions, it's because I'm being abused!!!"

His conditions are far more likely to be compliant than the conditions he forced others to endure. The benefit of the doubt doesn't swing one way here, he's hung it up that way. He is a serial liar and everything he states should be questioned.

In any case, my beer betting money is on him not getting deported. If he weren't a US citizen I'm sure it would happen, but he paid for his Trump gold card, and I'm sure they need some proof it's worth it to sell more.

We do have to account for exaggeration to the point of nonsense though. I think @tweak@feddit.uk has a point, esp. in their subsequent comment.

And while you're technically correct, this guy has been shitting on human rights for long enough to get a little mild counterbalance in return, even if it's just a product of his imagination.

Thinking of all the women (some underage) he abused, and men (some underage) he fucked up, I viscerally hate this guy and approve of any abuse that will get the whino out in him.