Money can absolutely buy happiness, but you have to be capable of feeling it. A trillion bucks would let anyone do amazing things that could make you incredibly happy.
However, the process of getting a trillion dollars requires that you're an evil psychopath incapable of experiencing pleasure.
Never forget that Elon is such a colossal looser, that even Epstein, the most despicable piece of shit on earth, wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.
This is the type of special that Elon brings to the world.
Is there a particular reason to think this is not really his mother? Or is the joke to simply assume that?
I see no friends and family in those pictures. Even his a.i. generated fantasies make him look like a loser.
(edit: fixed typo. Thanks, hperrin)
I'd almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a massive piece of shit.
I may be sad, but I’ll never be former trillionaire stuck on the internet sad.
Even grok knew better than to burn tokens generating some friends in those pictures.
Billionaireism is a disease. Help us fight it.
Sometimes I feel kinda sorry for him for how alone he is, I can't imagine it, although it's pretty much his own fault for being so terrible.
I live in a so-called progressive blue state that has a lot of Democrats. I see more and more of them driving new Teslas around. To me, all Tesla owners—especially those who purchased their vehicle in the last couple years—are just authoritarian Trump supporters. Prove me wrong.
He is only 55! Thats a rough 55 for having all the money in the world. I don't mean go get plastic surgery, but you would think he would be able to take better care of himself. Man, imagine what he would look like if he was never rich? For starters no hair.
Money can’t buy him the one thing he can’t have: enough.
I really like the dildo cake.
Well yeah, there’s only so much you can do to fix mental and personality issues. The things wrong with Elon cannot be fixed by money alone.
For us normal folks though? You just TRY to be unhappy while getting your dick sucked by a supermodel in your million dollar Ferrari parked in front of your mansion the size of a French palace. Physically impossible.
Wow. That's sad.
richest MAN in the world
Is being awfully generous to that sack of shit.
If you read her post with a female evil laughter after the read, it all makes sense.
Man, my 4 year old would probably love a space themed birthday. Or dinosaurs. Or batman.
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