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[–] 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

He is only 55! Thats a rough 55 for having all the money in the world. I don't mean go get plastic surgery, but you would think he would be able to take better care of himself. Man, imagine what he would look like if he was never rich? For starters no hair.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Rumor has it he tries all the anti-aging experimental stuff, and of course that would take a toll.

    Ironic.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I heard jumping in a swimming pool with a toaster stops you from aging.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I love watching the anti aging grift the billionaires spend their money on. You can't fight age but you can age healithily. That requires a healthy diet, exercise and stretching which is the one thing they won't try.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    M'twenties

    https://public.bnbstatic.com/image-proxy/rs_lg_webp/static/content/square/images/e633bf55be854700a8fd94c26b338640.jpg

    The present muskrat is the "good looking, money muskrat". Without the money he would look like a goblin, as his skinsuit tries to match his soul. "Taking better care of himself" could have only been fixing that soul of his.

    I know other billionaires are super duper evil too, with fettid insides. I'm saying that's just how much worse his is. The things he wants to do to humanity are top tier, once-every-few-generation horrors. They are so bad, other rich people, thiel not included, just can't keep up.

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