As a kid in Florida who liked playing outside but wasn't as into pool and beach, my farmer's tan was epic.

Now I go to the dermatologist every year to check all my weird bumps!

What made you decide that today, after years of wearing the same height socks, was the day to wear sandals?

You need more sunscreen. Or UPF clothing (the clothes version of SPF).

Drove 1700km in the last two days. One way going north, one way going south. I now have a very tan left arm.

Nice calves.

That's how my arms looked like after being in Australia for 6 weeks last year lol

Suntan is opposite of dull

Bloody good work. But please be careful in the sun!

and potentially a vascular problem.. they loss of hair creeping up and your leg and what looks like varicose veins could be signs of vascular problems. go see a doctor.