The guy with a private island sex cult? Say it ain't so.

Sounds like the American equivalent of Russell Brand.

And still not in jail.

They're just getting his pedophilia prerequisites out of the way before he runs for office. Hype-up republican voters with his star power and insatiable thirst for children.

He really needs to do a Manson biopic

Only 4?

Glad we've all been making sure any movie he's in flops. Good job everyone! 👍

Wish I could say I was shocked.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/07/24/the-leto-protocol

this feels like a re-run

He must have presidential ambitions.