Mine is "I have donkeybrains". Not many people challenge this assertion.

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[–] 13 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

Unchecked corruption and endless media propaganda leading to runaway regulatory capture resulting in an untenable concentration of wealth and power into far too few individuals and organizations.

Edit: also, donkey brains 🫏 🧠

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry we share this terrible affliction. That being said, your comment reads more of a blaming thing and I'm looking for excuses. Do you have any excuses?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Doing the right thing is perfectly easy and perfectly possible until there's a financial incentive for it to not be easy or possible.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    It all ended w hanging chads

    Been watching the train wreck since

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    what are hanging chads? some kind of new halloween decoration?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It was an issue with older ballot styles. In Florida, during the 2000 election, they were using ballots where you would use a hole punch to choose who you voted for. Sometimes, the hole punch did not fully cut the paper and the little bit (the chad) would still be attached. It could then cover up the hole, or cover a different one, so when the machine would read it, it could register as a different vote.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    Like... the current state of affairs everywhere? Cause I'm not sure I can take ownership of EVERYTHING.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    but buddha says we're one with everything so technically this is your fault.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    Sorry I'm an atheist, I'm only responsible for my own shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Deity belief doesn’t really come into this. I presume since you’re atheist, you’re existentialist, but at that point you still have to define what you’re responsible for and why. How much do you want to survive in this universe and for how long? What do you want to get out of it and how much? What do you consider to be the border of “you” and “not you”?

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    It was like that when I got here.

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    [–] 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    My excuse is I shouldn't be alive anyway

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    The more of your comments I read the more convinced I am that you are me

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't want to curse anyone with that

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The answer as always is capitalism. Literally every terrible thing happening can be linked back to the desire for profit.

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    [–] 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Why would I need excuses? I've been trying to stop this for 20 years. Political movements, organizing, writing and sharing useful information. I don't need excuses. If you want an explanation, I can give you my perspective, but I don't regret not doing more. I did as much as I could and paid dearly for it.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    i mean i applaud your efforts but in this organization we want results.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, well in that case, Alexa play "I'm Only Human."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Shits fucked

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Greed and stupidity.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This universe is a simulation and nothing matters.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm preoccupied with my health and I don't feel like I have a lot of agency to accomplish much. That's slowly changing, maybe.

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    The devil made my dog eat my homework

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