Am I somehow trapped inside an episode of twin peaks?

I know this is satire, but it's not, and it's genuinely disturbing.

Billy No Mates gets everywhere!

Sad really if we forget the deaths he is causing.

It’s disappointing that the Spanish team didn’t refuse to take part in this pathetic self-congratulation. It would have been a powerful symbol to the world if they had simply marched past this monstrosity as a united front and ignored their medals.

Well, that would probably have been asking too much of a soccer team, even though they would have been celebrated as heroes around the world—and especially in their home country—for such an act of civil resistance.