My code would look like this:
if{x>0}
positivecountplusplus;
no, not that, I mean positivecountplusplus;
No! I mean increment positivecount;
NO! Erase, stop typing all that;
Erase last four lines;
FUCK!;
{endif}
I can only assume they're saying prompts for vibevoded slop, not trying to write actual code verbally.
"Like, do that thing where it counts by one until it gets to a predefined number, but make that number equal to the number of statements. But, like, do it where it doesn't suck like last time.
"Nooooo, why does it keep counting to 2? Now 3? 4?!"
You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions
If you can get past the background noise, this is one of my favorite old YouTube videos and it’s basically this: Windows Vista Speech Recognition Test
Three major updates before the coffee's done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.
if you are shipping 3 major updates in a single day, something probably went super wrong.
Couldn't they just roll them into one? The whole post is tonally deaf to the extreme.
Why the hell would it be a good thing to withhold knowledge from junior devs?
What I've read is it's meant to keep crosstalk from multiple devs using AI at once from messing up each other's work. So everyone can just vibe code and not have any idea what they're doing in their own little space.
Does no one else type faster than they talk?
Bigger question: who the fuck is bottlenecked by their typing speed?
You can't vibe code your way out of needing to know what to build, how it fits together with what you have, or the things that actually make the job tricky.
You forget that I can now describe the code I want faster than I can write it. Frankly it's irrelevant if the code at the end doesn't do what I want or that I don't know what it does. The speed, baby. Never before could I push this much code this fast. 200+ new bugs a day, four times as fast as I used to be pushing features. The code base is worse than it's ever been and it's only going to get faster from here. This is the future, baby - the vibe coder
I love how this ad is an apologia whose explicit premise is that you will lose the respect of your colleagues, but they’ll be fired and you won’t so their opinion shouldn’t matter to you. Was this written by Dwight from The Office?
How are they drinking the coffee if they have the masks on to work?
That's not a wire, it's a really long straw
this is what happens when you let someone who gets stuck in vim make a company
As if these people have heard of vim
But yes
Its the future, bro!
3 major updates in the morning and 30 major bug reports during the rest of the day?
Good to see that 100x developers still don't get their own office, just a gimp mask.
Needs to be more furry, for that extra touch.
Maybe pig-snout shapped, and with pig-ear headphones.
Ths guy types like an LLM too.
“100x developer”
OKAY BUDDY 😂
So many var names with the uuuuuuuhhhh prefix
Uhuhhh sed -i slash var slash fucking delete delete delete piece of shit god dammit stop typing what i'm fucking saying
Wearing a surgical mask to protect others is tyrannical, but wearing this fucking muzzle to maximize profits for your corpo overlords is freedom. Get it right!
Can't wait to repeat myself in slightly different ways to get the damn thing to do what i want....
Hold on a second, I remember these things being sold a couple of years ago... The only difference was that they were marketed towards gamers so you could scream slurs without mother taking away your Good-Boy-Points™️
Here's the kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/metadox/the-phasma-a-voice-dampening-mask-for-gamers
They both...have keyboards.
shipped three major updates
Aside from what's obviously wrong with that from a technical point of view...as a user I loathe this shit. Like, you think I love it, if your shitty software is nagging me every three hours to update?
How fucking slow is your coffee maker
It's also AI-powered
Absolute cope pretending that typing speed is somehow the limiting factor here
"You merely adopted some dumbass shit. I was born in some dumbass shit!"
I guess if you wear one of these you are probably expected to speak to the AI so much that you won't have the time to think about how ridiculous your job is and how insane you look.
actually I need one of these for when the d&d session goes into overtime and I'm talking on voip while the wife is sleeping 😂
Muzzle the tech bros
Oh, you think text to speech is your ally, but you merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it.
That ad-copy... The producers of an infomercial would have told them to tone it down.
"Verbally shipped 3 updates"
=> telling the thing to upload said update instead of clicking it.
Wow very impressive.
It seems to be wired. How can you maximize your productivity if you have to stop talking to the computer when you leave your desk?
My seat is actually a plumbed in toilet
Because we wouldn't want inexperienced devs to learn from their senior coworkers...
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