Its not far off though. They claim Canadian sales were a tiny percent of their market, yet they are all begging for it to stop

“…also we’re going to tariff you even more because your forest fire smokes wafting over our border (instead of helping you fight those fires).”

God I hate my government.

To be fair, I’m boycotting everything from the US. Alcohol just seems to have a disproportionate impact. Perhaps because it’s one of the few things where it’s easy to find Canadian alternatives?

It's more the fact that that title sounds exactly like something the actual us government would currently say.

Americans are the worst school bullies. They are literally shitting their pants while trying to be intimidating.