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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago

As an American I approve.

The US team played like shit and our corrupt pedophile president pulled strings to alter the odds.

And the last thing we need is another win the Pedophile-In-Chief can steal valor from and portray as his own for political gain.

[-] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 10 points 7 hours ago

You know they overturned the red card because we weren't going to win anyway.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Corruption aside, I'm not sure the rest of the world understands how little Americans care about this sport. I'm not surprised our team sucks lol

[-] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 6 hours ago

You can think what you like, I for example think the rest of the world understands perfectly well that soccer isn't one of your primary sports.

For a sport in its infancy in your country, I didn't think the US team were that bad

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

It actually is one of the primary sports for women in the US. And their womens team is one of the best, having won the world cup 4 times, 91, 99, 15 and 19

And for 1 in 4 sportsfans to follow football in the US isnt THAT bad. More than i expected.

[-] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

That's even more scathing haha

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

What amuses me is the soccer fans here who think we're going to get better. I first encountered this in '94 when we (the US) hosted the world cup and got spanked by a Brazil team playing with 10 players. It's like Indians saying they're going to be good at basketball soon (they aren't, because they love cricket).

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 8 hours ago
[-] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 points 7 hours ago

This, it is sucking the life out of kids sports

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 hours ago

Italy didn't even qualify this year.

[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 37 points 13 hours ago

US played badly. That first goal was just embarrassing. The third one was even worse. Belgium absolutely dominated.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The fourth was extremely embarrassing as well, although who cares at that point. There's a defender there watching Lukaku literally flat-footed, even though there was nobody else around for him to guard.

At least with the header we had two defenders closely marking the guy, even though that just made it an even more spectacular goal.

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[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Don’t tempt FIFA

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

Now the real question...has the orange kid-fucker lashed out about this yet? How many times has be blamed it on Dems, Biden, has he mentioned Obama yet?

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 11 points 12 hours ago

Yes. He has called Belgium a “hell-hole”

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[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago

He said the US needs to stop spending money on this game for losers and that they should finish the rest of the matches outside of the USA

[-] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

True? Satire? I have no idea, and we may never know.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Recipe called for more Onion. We didnt know they were going to add this much.

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[-] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 48 points 15 hours ago

Seem like everyone got successfully distracted over the epstein files and the ongoing genocide and wars

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[-] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 14 points 12 hours ago

This is when we accuse them of cheating right?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 57 points 16 hours ago

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. He really has the reverse Midas touch.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 61 points 15 hours ago

Mierda's touch.

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

Pidas touch.

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[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago

Don't tempt him. One call is all it takes for Fifa to suddenly declare that actually the USA won. Turns out refs missed 87 fouls by the Belgian team.

[-] groet@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I hope so much they will actually do something like that. Its about time ~~somebody sets fire to~~ the FIFA headquarters catch on fire randomly.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

I want data centers to "catch on fire randomly" 🔥

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 139 points 20 hours ago

@belgium, on behalf of the world : Thank you and well done! Whoever wins the cup, you are the team of the tournament !

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[-] vane@lemmy.world 24 points 16 hours ago

Luckly Belgium don't have large natural oil sources on their land.

[-] green_goglin 4 points 8 hours ago

Trump will seize all the waffles!

[-] nlgranger@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

They even refrain from using oil for their famous fries, they use animal fat instead.

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[-] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 77 points 20 hours ago

It's almost like Trump made things worse. What a surprise.......

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