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xkcd #3268: Offside (thelemmy.club)
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xkcd #3268: Offside

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The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3268/

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[-] VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

New strat just dropped

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

This is a football (soccer) thing, right? Because I think that's the only sport with the cards like that.

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 30 points 2 hours ago

Spotting offside is very easy once you know how: if an exciting play happens, that's offside.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

(patiently waiting for explainxkcd)

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 29 minutes ago

It’s a football (or soccer, if you’re so inclined) reference.

Overly simplified, the attacking side needs to have one other player besides the opposing goalkeeper in front of the ball to not risk being called off-side.

There is a lot more nuance to the rule, and even I don’t fully understand it 100%, but for the sake of this joke it should suffice.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Side is off.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Actually, since it's at the same line as the king or farther, it's not offside

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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