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The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3268/
"Soccer is like chess, just without dice."
(no, this was never a serious quote; "Fußball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel" started as a satirical quote by a German comedian)