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One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”

The other one says, "Holy shit, a talking fish!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The muffin watches this with amazement from the oven and remarks "dude, I'm baked"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

A man walks into a bar...

And he says "ow!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Que dijo un pez al otro pez? Nadá.