Poetic, but like not in a gross way

This is what I imagine Vogon poetry sounds like

I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.

Had absolutely no idea when to stop. Comments probably kept going after the screenshot. 10/10 no notes.

I'm so confused. Is she somehow kissing herself? There doesn't seem to be anybody else involved in this story, it's just her.

This sounds like it’s the setup of an Oglaf comic

I've got sensory issues with goop on my skin. I've also done a lot of kissing, and many of those kisses involved lips coated in cosmetic products.

This, but in the gross way. I won't even kiss my wife if she has lipstick on, 0/10.

Gorl what

I'm really happy it's not in a gross way, because for a moment I was grossed out. But they explained it's fine, and I trust them.

They tried

What do You mean "face"?