I'll just be a minute I promise, you won't even know I was there

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[–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You say this every time and then you spend two hours smearing shit on every surface except the toilet bowl I’m not falling for it again

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Sure, just dont use my toothbrush this time.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Like 20 years ago, I went to a drug house. I asked to use the bathroom. He said "sure but you gotta roll the toilet paper in the bathroom". Huh? Outside the bathroom there is this wheel of toilet paper which was no less than 3 feet tall. The roll was on the ground and tall enough to touch the door knob. Not even public restrooms use toilet paper rolls this big. I think the roll was stolen from a factory. Single-ply btw.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Sure the it's username admin/ password password to get in

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    It is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission german-mud-wizard

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Depends, do you know how to use the three shells?

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