Sure wanna hold hands?

Sure wanna hold hands?

You say this every time and then you spend two hours smearing shit on every surface except the toilet bowl I’m not falling for it again
Sure, just dont use my toothbrush this time.
Like 20 years ago, I went to a drug house. I asked to use the bathroom. He said "sure but you gotta roll the toilet paper in the bathroom". Huh? Outside the bathroom there is this wheel of toilet paper which was no less than 3 feet tall. The roll was on the ground and tall enough to touch the door knob. Not even public restrooms use toilet paper rolls this big. I think the roll was stolen from a factory. Single-ply btw.
Depends, do you know how to use the three shells?
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