What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

He is clearly allergic to cats. Cats can’t resist allergic people. Source self.

An even ratio requires each of them to have 1.5 cats on them, which is IMO not a very convenient division.

In my house, if both the pets (1 dog, 1 cat) choose you, then you're "The Disney Princess." It was some inside joke about all the animals coming to help Cinderella.

I'm sorry, he's the princess now. Rules are rules.

Lay on top of your husband and the cats. Cat sandwich.

I'm a simple person: I see cats and I upvote.

Maybe you should look inward and judge your own choice to be less catnapable.

Make your body squishier, run hotter, tie sizzle rope around your legs, spread catnip under you fingernails.

Destroy the husband at this game of cat love.

Radiate more heat.

Is it me or it kinda looks like AI

Maybe used to upgrade the pic quality but zoomed in it gets suspiciously weird

The husband could have been there for hours. You don't start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he's gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he's gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she's gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn't care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.

Does hubby run hotter than you body temp wise? Or maybe he's wearing tuna fish cologne?

His greed sickens me

Tax the rich, he’s clearly hoarding the wealth and it needs to be redistributed

Sue them.