Radiate more heat.

It’s been brought to my attention this meme is likely AI. I’m going to leave it up to the mods to remove it because I don’t want to delete the entertaining comments section. But goddamn, I feel like AI is ruining everything, even fucking shitposts.

Tax the rich, he’s clearly hoarding the wealth and it needs to be redistributed

What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

His greed sickens me

The husband could have been there for hours. You don't start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he's gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he's gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she's gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn't care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.

Body heat is important, but I also have advanced certificates as "Cat Furniture" from three different cats.

He is clearly allergic to cats. Cats can’t resist allergic people. Source self.

Is it me or it kinda looks like AI

Maybe used to upgrade the pic quality but zoomed in it gets suspiciously weird

This is how you invariably feel when you dare question the cat distribution system

OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on

Lay on top of your husband and the cats. Cat sandwich.

Sue them.

My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must've had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point

We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol

His greed sickens me

After all these years I've cracked the boyfriend cat magnet formula. Now I just need to figure out how to capitalize

All you need is more cats, it'll trickle down at some point (and in case of cats it really moght due to lack of space).

I'm currently browsing with a kitten asleep across my neck. Nothing better in the world.

Maybe you should look inward and judge your own choice to be less catnapable.

Make your body squishier, run hotter, tie sizzle rope around your legs, spread catnip under you fingernails.

Destroy the husband at this game of cat love.

I'm a simple person: I see cats and I upvote.

Does hubby run hotter than you body temp wise? Or maybe he's wearing tuna fish cologne?

In my house, if both the pets (1 dog, 1 cat) choose you, then you're "The Disney Princess." It was some inside joke about all the animals coming to help Cinderella.

I'm sorry, he's the princess now. Rules are rules.

He is on their couch

Is it just me or are they all staring at you like they’re challenging you to do something about it?

An even ratio requires each of them to have 1.5 cats on them, which is IMO not a very convenient division.

Have you even tried radiating excess body heat? Geez...

it should be illegal based solely on the added heat. How much does this guy pay for AC?