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[–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Oh dang, a white one. Those are the most dangerous.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Humanologist here. This is actually a common confusion, you also have to take into account the colour of the hair on their head to differentiate them. To help, you can recite:

    black on white, go and bite

    yellow on white, go and bite

    black on black, bite and whack

    Mmmh now that I think of it, the identification stage might not be that useful

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    I'm so glad the one snake has eyelashes and lipstick so we know it's a girl snake!

    I was worried this tongue-in-cheek comic about killing "dangerous" animals on sight might secretly be gay propaganda!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    That snek is a bit confused about chronology if it thinks it might have encountered a Neanderthal or a Homo habilis.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Pretty sure it's either homo sapiens or Denisovan. I always confuse these two but I think one of them went extinct in most places by now. Still not sure which one.

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