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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

"my dad was a petite bourgeois boomer with massive institutional contracts, and that's why i have a sweet grift going."

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Oh this isn't an obituary

[-] Athena5898@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

This really proves this mindset is a mental health crisis.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More like stinkedin

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I wonder if that heartfelt message was AI-assisted.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Maybe but people on LinkedIn just write like that

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I started posting on LinkedIn 🌐

And it's not for the reasons you think

❓But before I can tell you why

I have to tell you how

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I shat my pants

Yep, I shat them

You can call me what you like

Gross. Foul. Uncouth.

I've heard it all before

But have you ever stopped

And I mean just... stopped

To think why I shat my pants?

Well, the reason might just change the whole way you look at how you spend the next 30 years of your life

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Also check out my TED talk about the time I sharted in front of my interviewer during a job interview and why that made me a better proffessional 🚀

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

All of the commenters are so terrified of the social repercussions of calling her out that they just don't. The entire social network is an incubator for mental illness.

[-] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Lol some of the recent ones are pretty funny:

You can build things without completely neglecting family.

I’ve been CEO for 14 years and made many sacrifices. That said, I don’t believe it’s a positive thing.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

The replies are all cheering her on. Fucking depressing.

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