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[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I started posting on LinkedIn 🌐

And it's not for the reasons you think

❓But before I can tell you why

I have to tell you how

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[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I shat my pants

Yep, I shat them

You can call me what you like

Gross. Foul. Uncouth.

I've heard it all before

But have you ever stopped

And I mean just... stopped

To think why I shat my pants?

Well, the reason might just change the whole way you look at how you spend the next 30 years of your life

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Also check out my TED talk about the time I sharted in front of my interviewer during a job interview and why that made me a better proffessional 🚀

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