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[–] 51 points 2 months ago (1 child)

A shocking exposé by the hard-working investigative reporters at Algae-zeera.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago

    Imagine getting your news from a guy who killed himself in jail 5 years ago.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Oh come on, this is a joke right? This isn't really real, that people think that that movie prop is actually real? No, I refuse! The line must be drawn HERE!

    Humanity cannot be THAT stoopid

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Humanity cannot be THAT stoopid

    Have you ever been introduced to the concept of Poe's Law?

    There have been many iterations over the years as the picture gradually became clearer, but the current state of the observation is thus

    There is no bottom rung to human stupidity, ergo Satire and Parody can never be more extreme than the genuine beliefs of someone, somewhere, and there's more of them than you want to believe.

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  • [+] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago*

    In case anyone else didn't know, those are a prop from The Rock movie from 1996

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Call me when they find a lab making prions, mother fuckers are nasty, incurable, and almost impossible to destroy. Anything tainted with prions essentially has to be melted at a minimum of 273°c but ideally incinerated at 1000°c just to make sure.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    That's too much green materia. Put some violets and blues in there, too!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    John McAfee News

    you mean like... the guy who made McAfee, went insane, had a private military in south America, went schizophrenic and died?? that John McAfee?

    i dont think he made this post I'm gonna be honest.

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