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[–] [S] 40 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Explanation: While not a universal practice of Celtic peoples, there are occasional incidents wherein Celtic tribes were noted to go into battle naked or near-naked to prove their bravery.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    Blue paint was only used by Briton Celts.

    Central European Celts who invented chainmail and had the best swords: "Am i a joke to you?"

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    tbf, the swords could be extremely variable. I remember one incident wherein a Celtic tribe's swords bent after some hard fighting and they had to have their comrades cover them while they tried to straighten them back out to a semi-fight-worthy condition.

    Also, while blue paint was Briton, according to Caesar, tattooing and war paint more generally are attested to in literary sources (though not uncontroversially) amongst other Celtic peoples.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I've had modern steel spearhead bend during a re-enactment fight because I hit a plate really hard. I just bent it back in shape and continued. So I guess it doesn't necessarily mean they had bad swords.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Sure, keep telling yourself that instead of admitting you bought from Ea-Nasirs descendants.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I remember one incident wherein a Celtic tribe’s swords bent

    How old are you?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The blue paint was crafted from a plant that only grows/grew? in Britain.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    How to beat the celts:

    Fight them in a fight of hip high stinging nettles, holly or hogweed

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Mongols: kill everyone and keep riding

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Mongols would also recruit as they rolled over every city and fort, right?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    If by "recruit" you mean enslave thousands of people and force them to work on building siege machines and digging tranches than yes :)

    Seriously, I've read that each Mongol warrior was supposed to catch like 10 people as they moved through the invaded lands and they would move all those people like cattle with the army. When they finally reached the main objective they would force all those people to cut down trees and build siege machines. People from smaller towns would flee the incoming army to bigger forts which meant that before Mongols got there the cities were already overcrowded and had troubles to withstand the siege. It was methodical and brutal and worked perfectly.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Of course when you take a town you kill the ruler and most of the nobles. But people with talent would be drafted to do whatever it was they were good at... so translators, people helping with logistics, and so on, right?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Oh yes, they would be brought back to the capital to serve the empire. I thought you meant recruited for fighting which I don't think happened. They were great at using all the skilled tradesmen. I think they even brought some miners back from Europe to open mines in Mongolia.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    The penis mightier than the sword.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I mean it works for my concerts

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