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[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 118 points 5 days ago

Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I'd equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 54 points 5 days ago

Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?

Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 24 points 5 days ago

The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces

[-] bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it's much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.

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[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Billionaires and Right wingers around the world.

[-] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago

The republican party. Aka modern day fascists.

Maybe the DNC and establishment neoliberals too, who ushered in fascism.

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[-] quail@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago
[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 24 points 5 days ago

I'd choose the entirety of American politics.

[-] haywire7@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Politicians

Hedge fund management

Influencers

Not exhaustive but a good start

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Oh, please, you know exactly who my answers are.

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

By now just the entire planet.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There's precious life on the planet. It's beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.

Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.

[-] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

I'd throw in the post below

[-] nuko147@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago
[-] EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

the worlds top 40 wealthiest people.

[-] Gust@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

One of those infinitely long, perfectly rigid, incompressible, conductive rods I read so much about while I was trying to learn the stuff you need to know before you can start studying black holes

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Another blackhole

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Every. Single. Fascist.

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago

They just merge. They're just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
  • really dense. ✅
  • concentrations of mass ✅
  • not extra dimensional portal ✅

you just described my ex

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

Republicans.

[-] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 days ago

The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago
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[-] nbsp@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

$1 for good luck

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago

More black holes

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.

[-] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

"are we there yet" ... "are we there yet"...

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

The human compulsion to invent religions.

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

MAGA. Make America Go (into the) Accretion (disc)

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Head of the Italian Senate Ignazio Benito La Russa

[-] Butterbee@beehaw.org 13 points 5 days ago

Billonaires

[-] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 6 points 4 days ago

Myself to see what's all the fuss is about.

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[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago
[-] mathic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Pasta dough.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

This one's underrated

[-] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

Can't I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?

[-] OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 13 points 5 days ago

All of the Republicans.

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago

I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago
[-] c64z86@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago
[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end

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