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[–] 79 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Can't be too careful. It could've been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don't step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.

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  • [–] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    The exaggerated eyebrows lashes on the one snake (but not the other) to ensure we know that one of them's a lady makes me wonder if the artist woulda put some big ole snitties on her if they'd drawn the rest of the body.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    how many snits would there even be?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The way I see it snakes have approximately half as many holes as mammal ladies, since the have no ears and a multipurpose cloaca. So by my calculations, if you round up a bit, and carry the 5, then snakes got 1 and some change snitties.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It is usually related to the number of offspring in a single birth. So between 1 and 150 according to the laziest Google search I ever did.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    My theory is that snitty count would be biologically decoupled from the number of offspring in a single birth because virtually all snake species are self-reliant in terms of feeding themselves once they hatch and thus the role of the snitty would not be for feeding the offspring.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago

    I mean it’s not wrong.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    Your daily reminder that rattlesnakes are secondary pollinators. They eat rodents full of seeds and their digestive acids don't ruin the germination potential. It's acid scarification and a wider range for edible plants. Every spaghetti is valuable.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    Snakebook could be cool

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Ah, the white variant. Very dangerous if left unchecked...

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I ask my science friend before I kill insects in the garden. I was given free range to kill all the stupid spotted lanternflies!

    They're already back this year. I'm sad.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Here we kill the snakes because theyre invasive

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Guardia parco

    I wonder what that means /s

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