"Well, it really probably is unconditional surrender."

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[–] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m not sure if Trump’s brain farts really count as ‘world news’…

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    "Trump says" is laziest garbage headlining bc he lies all the time

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Apparently hasn’t the power to manage painting a pool blue and killing the algae.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    There is no limit to his stupidity. It is easy to confuse stupidity and power for someone as obviously stupid as Trump.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thankfully, lifespan is one

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    The flaking blue reflection pool paint would like a word.

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    DOGE is long gone but it may take years or decades to recover. DOGE was an exercise is how weak and easily manipulated the Donvict is. Musk got pretty much everything he wanted out of DOGE. Mission accomplished. And Trumpepstein? He's still deluded into thinking DOGE made America great.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Well he does not appear to have any power over his bowels.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I have just the same amount of power as him. The only caveat is that not enough people believe in me.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Unconditional if you don’t consider all of the conditions

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Trump says there are ‘no limits’ to his power stupidity

    Fixed.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I know there are definite limits to his continence or lack therof.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    There are no limits that he'll live to see.

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    Enter the sandman 😪

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