top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 138 points 2 years ago (22 children)

Imagine other stereotype foreigners for every taste.

The short worded German.

The Frenchman who burns the boss' car to send the message.

  • source
  • hideshow 22 child comments
  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    The German may not use a lot of words but he's got just one that carries the whole meaning. It's just in German.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have a question on that.

    Why is it Highschool Cheerleader captain And not high school cheer leader captain or just Highschoolcheerleadercaptain?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    High school is correct when used as a noun.

    Highschool is correct when used as an adjective (referring one who is in high school)

    Cheerleader is a verb being used as a proper noun, and because this is one concept using multiple words, we mash the words together, like with High school.

    Main cause of this is that German (more accurately, a predecessor to German) has a strong influence on English, and is the core of the language before it was first romanticized with the Norman conquest.

    "Maybe" may be my favorite example of words we mash together

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago* (12 children)

    In Mexico I found out that, when you're expected to be somewhere at the actual time written on the appointment, it's called English time. Was a surprise to me (am English) because I thought that was German time.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 12 child comments
  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I am a white dude with Mexican in-laws. It took me a while to adapt to the concept of Mexican time. For years, we would show up to events at the time on the invitation and would be the only guests there for hours. By the time we were ready to leave, most other guests would just be arriving. We finally got used to it and most recently went to a birthday party for an 8 year old that said it was starting at 2:00PM. We got there around 6:00 and it was perfect timing.

    With that being said, I still can't hang with the Mexican ending times. They'll keep a little kid's birthday party in full on rager mode until like 3 in the morning.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I've experienced this with the local South Asian Indian culture. After showing up to a wedding at the actual time of the invite with no one there, I mean the temple is still closed, and the ensuing laughter of me showing up on time versus the 2 hour buffer they add, I refer to it as Indian Standard Time now.

    I see it all the time in vendors, drivers, staff and hockey teammates. Being on time is sort of a suggestion for many of them in observation. They say a time they think you want to hear and then do whatever they really are going to do.

    It was very frustrating when we could barely start games on time or at all due to not enough players to start. However near the end of the game everyone is there, then they want to keep playing long after the game ends. It's really bizarre to me being raised on "English" time.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    That explains why some of my international colleagues will call my work phone at like 7:00 p.m local time. even when I've told them to call at 5 p.m local time.

    I always thought they had a problem with understanding the concept of time zones but perhaps they just don't understand the concept of punctuality.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Nigerian foreign student told me that being exactly on time (not late) was white people thing and I should've told her that if I required it.

    Well live and learn, but I told her I had already left. I'm not waiting for 10 minutes for you

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 95 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    That's a court jester.

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Now imaging when the American isn't telling the king off, he just dances and falls on his butt a lot.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The crazy thing about it is not that there is a role for someone to tell management it is going the wrong direction, but that the system expect management to actually hear and act upon those observations

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    I read it more as management had identified the issue and implemented this loud American role to get around the cultural issue of employees not speaking up. In other words, that management wants this input.

    Of course, if the loud American role is being pushed by upper management on employees of lower level managers, then yeah...

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "With all due respect, and remember I'm saying with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on."

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    A Dutch person would be even better. No drama, just telling you that you suck.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Everyone knows this is not true, right??

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    While not exactly true, foreigners are given much more allowance to mistakenly break social expectations. However, the more fluent in their social hierarchy you become, the more you're expected to abide.

    But no, that doesn't mean you get to be the "dude" "rude" pitch hitter if office politics. It means you don't need to take your boss out drinking, leave earlier, etc.

    If course, that's at the trade off of a stagnantcareer without much hope for long term growth.

    China does have the phenomenon where they hire white people to wear suits to work events to make the company look international and important.

    Edit - great autocorrect.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    For real. Has nobody heard of the tradition of Gekokujō?

    It means "low becomes high." It's the Japanese tradition of killing your superior and taking over if they give stupid orders.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    For some reason I pictured a Peter Griffin kind of guy giving them even wackier advise.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago
    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wish we had loud Americans in America

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (3 replies)
    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Ahhahha northern European firms do something similar with Portuguese.

    We are known for not planing and just improving everything last min. (Most of southern Europe too kinda.) Or at least we just are more used to then them.

    So they have a firm full of Swedish, Norwegians and Germans and they make the plans for the future.

    If the plans go to shit they call in the Portuguese to improve something salvable

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Heyyy fuckin cowboy fuckin cowgirl how the fuck are you doin?

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't believe this. Where is your proof, OP?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    You can go the British route and just set up an entire slack channel dedicated to complaining about the boss.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    The modern day Jester

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I was that guy at my previous (American) job. I pushed back on the COO all the time in meetings with others. I recently learned that he got fired. Doesn't mean I was right, but it does mean that he was ineffective.

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago*

    Reminds me of China where they would hire Americans to just attend meetings with them to give their side an air of importance. They wouldn't even say anything beyond "Hello". "See? We have an American."

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I imagine the interview:

    Boss: you don't meet any of the requirements.

    Applicant: I don't need any of the requirements. Be happy that anyone applied for this shithole!

    Boss: say no more, you're hired!

  • source
  • load more comments
    view more: next ›