I imagine the interview:
Boss: you don't meet any of the requirements.
Applicant: I don't need any of the requirements. Be happy that anyone applied for this shithole!
Boss: say no more, you're hired!
I imagine the interview:
Boss: you don't meet any of the requirements.
Applicant: I don't need any of the requirements. Be happy that anyone applied for this shithole!
Boss: say no more, you're hired!