I quit my job after they randomly fired a ton of key people at my company. When I quit for my new job my boss was like “but whyyyyy!?”

The beatings layoffs will continue until morale improves!

Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become.

Ouch, I worked at places like this around the '09 crunch. Fresh out of college and I was absolutely anchorless in my career, unable to find a human manager who knew my name and would recognize me day over day. This sort of shit is going in the pile of counters to "(millennials/Z/Alpha) just don't work as hard or show loyalty to their jobs anymore".

It’s so fun to pick up the slack for workloads left from mass layoffs - come on guys.

orders employees to have fun again

Yeah, sure ...... Having fun works that way /s

How is this not The Onion?

Poor Zuck. As a robot, he doesn't understand why his workers are so upset. They still have a job. He cut the inefficiency, placed more work on the remaining employees, and probably tells them to pick up the slack by using AI or something like that....

He also probably saved billions.

In his robot brain: "Why aren't they happy for me to succeed?"

Dance, peasants! Be merry or I shall pull out the red pen again!

Specifically, the billionaire promised to host a companywide AI hackathon in July — only to get brutally shut down by workers who were in no mood for such a thing.

lmao how out of touch can one be. "Hey, cheer up, we'll have fun working 48h straight in July. Did I mention free pizza?"

Laugh... why aren't you laughing,

LAUGH, be happy you still have a work peasants.

Please clap

A friday pizza party oughta do it.

Your mandated fun time begins…….now

Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Bill Lumbergh: Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks.

From my favorite comedy ever - Office Space.

Cozy roasting s'mores on the flaming sword hanging over you

Thank you sir can I have another.

after all zuckerborg wants to learn about humans by hacking thier brains somehow.