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My flaccid penis is less than an inch. It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso. I'm a grower, not a show-er. 😭
It gets compact, for easier travel.
the cure for littledick syndrome is simple: buy an obscenely giant caricature of a pickup truck that serves no purpose other than to take up 4 parking spaces, then cover it with assault rifle stickers. now everyone will know exactly how big your dick is and what a tough guy you are
You forgot the bit about rolling coal, a punisher logo, at least one thin blue line sticker, and always - always - feel the need to back into a parking space with the expertise of a 13 year old blind dog with parkinsons.
Look here bud. I only roll coal at teslas. Oh and that dick down the road fuck that guy.
Just buy a cybertruck and follow musk on twitter
What the hell; light bars, these are critical....you will never be afraid of the dark again with 1,000,000 lumen light bars.
Don't forget your truck nuts!
Mine only takes up two.
If you have issues being too long for your partner, you should know depth buffers exist.
If you feel like you’re too small for your partner, they likely have a toy you can use on them.
Regardless of size: learn to use your hands well and your dick wont matter as much
🧠 All the physical technique in the world pales next to setting just the right mood for your specific partner.
Just look into their eyes, gauge how they respond to your words and actions, and adapt to solicit more desire
Then crack them on your giant dick
x
(I couldn't be too serious.)
Question what to do if built like tuna can?
There are also sleeves that slip right over your member like an extender :) but also yeah, enjoy things with your fingers and tongue!
Now I would like to be able to compare this source to the ones I saw years ago that said the average was 5.75 and 6.1 and compare their methodology but I don't still have those old sources.
Ya know, I saw this post title and my first thought was Did they measure from the base or the balls?
Woohoo, the only thing above average about me! (Only just)
My hubby’s penis is the size of his forearms!! (Okay, his hands are weirdly close to his elbows; he always has to roll up his sleeves).
Is your husband a t-rex? 🤔
What the fuck does this even mean?!?
Did you mean to say forearms instead of underarms?
You get the picture.
But you seem not so sure.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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