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[+] 56 points 3 months ago* (6 children)
  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You forgot the bit about rolling coal, a punisher logo, at least one thin blue line sticker, and always - always - feel the need to back into a parking space with the expertise of a 13 year old blind dog with parkinsons.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    If you have issues being too long for your partner, you should know depth buffers exist.

    If you feel like you’re too small for your partner, they likely have a toy you can use on them.

    Regardless of size: learn to use your hands well and your dick wont matter as much

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    🧠 All the physical technique in the world pales next to setting just the right mood for your specific partner.

    Just look into their eyes, gauge how they respond to your words and actions, and adapt to solicit more desire

    Then crack them on your giant dick

    x(I couldn't be too serious.)

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    My flaccid penis is less than an inch. It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso. I'm a grower, not a show-er. 😭

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Now I would like to be able to compare this source to the ones I saw years ago that said the average was 5.75 and 6.1 and compare their methodology but I don't still have those old sources.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Simultaneously above average and below average! \o/

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

    My hubby’s penis is the size of his forearms!! (Okay, his hands are weirdly close to his elbows; he always has to roll up his sleeves).

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    See, the thing is. If someone with a little dick says something like this, they're coping because their dick is small. If someone with a big dick says it, they're lying because they don't wanna admit they're lucky. That's how you disregard every argument

    /j

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Woohoo, the only thing above average about me! (Only just)

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  • [+] -18 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Not being racist. ... Seriously guys, not throwing shade.

    Race 100% plays a factor here. You mean to tell me that the average Chinese pee pee is 5.5 inches AND the average African tribal DICK is also 5.5 inches?

    Come on. There is nothing scientific about this as it's a measurement of genetic features, based on genetics. Race is also absolutely genetic.

    At the absolute least they should corelate it with height.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I trust my scientific assessment from a person who says "African tribal DICK," yeah okay

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Considering saying African covers everything from the native tribes to white French men... Specifically pointing out as African tribal dick makes sense. Since even if you say native African that still covers a number of groups some of which have typically much larger dicks while others have smaller. The larger and the stereotypical ones that come to most minds as big black dicks. Being those of the native tribes and their descendants.

    It would be like talking about male pattern baldness in America. Which fucking one? North? South? Are we talking the country of the USA?

    If so are we talking about those of native African decent? Russian? Chinese? Or native Americans?

    Unironically this is a great example of something that sounds racist actually not being racist in context. It could have been phrased or clarified better sure. But yeah... Big African tribal dick also just sounds funny. Lol

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Besides the obvious problem of racialised body proportion comparisons (and more so: genitalia focused ones introduced as ‘Chinese pee-pee’ and ‘African tribal DICK’) - the term itself also remains one reliant on reductive exoticism that’s highly othering. Finding humour in stereotypes doesn’t negate harm.

    Want to highlight a specific geography? Use the region. Want to highlight a specific population or ethnic group? Use that. Want to talk about your scientific racism and at least sound believable? - at least just use ‘sub-Saharan Africa’ so not everyone spots that you’re a nut instantly.

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