I'm trying to save the hot water! Don't be stingy

I'm in your shower whenever you are.

And into my car?

Steve walks warily down the street With his bus pass held down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Transit ready to go

Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on, or sat in a seat? Out of the doorway, passengers skip Back out into the street, yeah

Another one rides the bus!

Katy, take your spork and get back into your own shower.

Doug Henning was very nearly Prime Minister, except no one voted for the Natural Law Party.

I also love that two is less than three!

OMG you are such EPIC BACON AWESOMESAUCE!

WAFFLES!!!!

LOL sorry I'm so random sometimes xDxDxD

ilym bwtifl ( ˘ ³˘)<3

:) thanks friend, it's all big love

Better than nazis.

Unlike Reddit, Lemmy makes no attempt to spoon feed and algorithmically tailor to what it believes will garner the largest audience.

You have to do a little curating here. Block users, communities, and even whole servers that you're not interested in and suddenly the whole experience changes.

I very very rarely block users or servers because I don't want to put myself into an echo chamber, but I have a long list of communities blocked because I have no interest in them whatsoever. There could be anime girls posted every 10 seconds with thousands of upvotes for all I know, but I've blocked them because I don't care. They can continue having fun in their community, I can be blissfully unaware of it. Win win.

Make the threadiverse your own and it's far more enjoyable than everything all at once.

I feel there's more unusual people than nahh, but nobody talks about (due to risk of presenting as abnormal). But if you can set aside the fear of being ostracized... everyone is pretty strange in their own ways. Show me a "normal" person, and I'll show you someone who's still learning. Appreciate you as you are though, we're all out here learning <3

I'm a little weird, but my front page has none of that. Am I doing lemmy wrong?

Those are quite ok, the main boogeyman is the tankies.

Not sure why you have that much of it. My frontpage (not subscriptions) is mostly meme, open source news, and political stuff. I don't see furries often.

what else would you prefer in your feed?

all interesting content is, by definition, weird

I know you are, but what am I?

"I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you!"

I never understood that retort as a kid, cause I was a little too literal lol. But I always loved the spirit of it

Anal cohol? Sounds kinky.