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[–] 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I am going to put a curse upon your bloodline

I'm not quite ready to start a bloodline with you, that's a big step

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    Because i haven't yet contorted myself into matching the unrealistic beauty standards set my marketing companies and i look like a normal person

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    This guy toes what's up

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Because this bathroom mirror cabinet is made from the toolbox on a refurbished Soviet tank and I’m not a gymnast.

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